How confident are you that the money idling in your mutual fund is any safer than if it were under the mattress?
That’s why I’m investing in Nerf.
Before you tell me I need to stop joking around please read my zesty rationale (it’s approved by 9 out of 10 American teenagers).
1. Americans are outraged by financial money managers and need to relieve stress. Nerf offers a safe, legal solution to your trigger happy frustration.
2. Nerf goes out of their way to make cool sounding toy weapons.
Do they need to call their BA (badass) multi-shot toys ‘N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25′?
No.
They do it because they understand your average teenager simply can’t resist a dart launching toy that looks like it can take down a small bird and has an overly complicated name.
Finally, my ace-in-the-hole. If you aren’t convinced yet, prepare to be amazed.
3. Peyton Manning Endorses Nerf.
This guy can sell veal hamburgers to vegan environmentalists.
Plus he’s worth over $100 Million Dollars (U.S.)!
How many fund managers can say that?
Just the other day Goldman Sachs announced a plan to offer loans to top bankers who can’t afford the premiums on their hedge fund investments.
No way are they handling my money.
Which Nerf product will you put in your portfolio?
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